True, a bit hobbit-like, and unexpectedly long feet for his seemingly short stature. Still, I find myself attracted to Mark’s unconventional handsome face, eyes, and his constantly bare feet. His rubbable pillowy soles look great for having been barefoot in public so much. B+

I'm a big proponent for appreciating the vast diversity of foot morphology and styling, and wow has Mark shown me something new and beautiful. Are his feet conventionally attractive? No. But Mark's feet are *long*. They're angular. Slender. Sparsely dusted with coarse, dark hair. Pastel skin like Botticelli's Venus. Mottled with warm, honest pink. I'm such a huge fan of that sharp, boot-like heel. Those rectangular nails. That low-cresting arch. He has the feet of a hobbit that has been horizontally stretched 750%. But form aside, I want to indicate just how foot-centric Mark is. He is ALWAYS barefoot. His callused soles have graced rusty-nail-ridden comedy club stages in all parts of the world. He's danced from the hot paved streets of Werribee to the smoky avenues of America. His thick plantar skin has tasted more varieties of soil than most of us have even seen. One time in Canada he popped a massive, juicy blister on his foot with a needle and then gave an impassioned speech about the prison that is footwear. I pray that those who don't really care for Mark's foot aesthetics in particular can at least respect how much he stands for feet, on feet.

A bit flat